· Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"
-   Robin Williams

· The Earth Laughs in Flowers
-  Ralph Waldo Emerson

· My wife's a water sign.  I'm an earth sign.
Together we make mud.
-  Rodney Dangerfield

· What do you call two young married spiders?
                    Newly webs.

· God made rainy days, so gardeners could get the housework done.

· A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill
except for learning how to grow in rows.
-  Doug Larson

· Gardening requires lots of water - most of it in the form of perspiration.
-   Lou Erickson

· Everyone has these on their face?
                    -Tulips

Springtime Fun