This outward spring and garden 
are a reflection of the inward garden.
-  Rumi

Science has never drummed up quite as effective 
a tranquilizing agent as a sunny spring day.
-   W. Earl Hall

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill
except for learning how to grow in rows.

-  Doug Larson

What do you call a stolen yam?
A hot potato.

What kind of socks does a gardener wear?
Garden hose.

Springtime Fun

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito just bit me!