Experience:  What is it?

 

· Experience is knowledge acquired too late.

· Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

· Experience is what you get when you’re looking for something else.

· Some people learn from their experiences, some   people never recover from them.

· Experience is the hardest kind of teacher.  It gives you the test first, and the lesson afterwards.

· Experience is knowing a lot of things that you shouldn’t do.

· Some people speak from experience. Some people, from experience, don’t speak.

· There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience, and that is not learning from   experience.

Misunderstood Song Lyrics

 

Beach Boys “Fun Fun Fun.”          “We’ll have fun fun fun till her daddy takes the tuba away”

Elton John “Tiny Dancer”            “Hold me closer Tony Danza

Paul McCartney  “Band on  the Run”      “Stand on the Rug”

John Cougar Mellencamp “Authority Song”   “I frighten Dorothy, Dorothy always wins”

Billy Joel  “You may be right”      “You make the rice, I’ll make the gravy”

Knack  “My Sharona”        “Mice Aroma”

Beatles  “Paper Back Writer”     “Pay for that Chrysler”

Creedance Clearwater Revival “Bad Moon”     “There’s a bathroom on the right”

Bachman Turner Overdrive  “Takin’ Care of Business”  “Baking carrot biscuits”

J. Geils Band  “Freeze Frame”    “Flea Spray”

Bob Seger “Night Moves”    “Workin on a knife wound”

Beach Boys  “Good Vibrations”     “Good, good, good, goodbye raisins”

Culture Club “Karma Chameleon”    “Become a comedian”

 

 

 

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill
except for learning how to grow in rows.
-  Doug Larson

God made rainy days, so gardeners could get the housework done.

What do you call it when worms take over the world?
Global Worming.

The Funny Page

 Cancer Survivor T-Shirts

 

I survived cancer and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!

 

Think Positive, Be Negative—It’s a Cancer Thing!

 

I’m on chemo—my husband is just bald.

 

Cancer —Been There, Beat That!

 

One more MRI and I’ll stick to the fridge.

 

Fight like a girl!

 

Hug me, it’s not contagious—it’s just cancer.

 

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

 

Stop colon cancer, moon a doctor.

 

You can’t scare me, I survived cancer!