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Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play. |
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it’s diameter? Pumpkin pi. |
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Want to raise eyebrows on Thanksgiving Day? Here’s How: Cut out aluminum foil in this fun shape. Wrap up the turkey and roast normally until done. When ready to serve, it will look like this…... |
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Did you hear about the R-rated turkey? It's served with very little dressing. |
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What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy! |
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Thanksgiving is a traditional American Holiday where families all over the United States sit for dinner at the same time---Halftime |