Humor for Lexophiles (lover of words)

 

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

The police were called to a daycare where a three year old was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?  He’s all right now.

We’ll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.

A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

Acupuncture: a jab well done.

A chicken crossing the road; poultry in motion.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.

You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

 

 

 

 

 

Summertime Humor