Q. What sits on the bottom of the cold   Artic Ocean and shakes?

A.  A nervous wreck

 

Q. What’s the difference between an      orange and a walrus?

R. Put your arms around it and squeeze, if

      you don't’ get orange juice, then it was

      a walrus.

 

Q. What do you get when you cross a

      snowman with a vampire?

A.  Frostbite!

 

Q. What’s the difference between a banana and a walrus?

R. You better figure it out, because if you 

      ever try and peel a walrus...

 

 

Q. What do chefs call “Baked Alaska” in Alaska?

A.  Baked Here

 

Q. What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers?

A.  Leeks

 

Q. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?

A.  I have no eye deer.

 

Q. If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst part about global warming?

A.  No privacy.

Winter Humor